you know, we all laugh at the squart guy, but there’s something endearing about someone whose biggest turn-on is making sure their partner has a truly enjoyable orgasm. i bet he buys people flower bouquets and red bull. i bet squart guy volunteers at an animal shelter and gets super fired-up playing with the puppies. i bet he has a voice like john dimaggio too, because he seems like the kind of guy
Please do not romanticize the squart guy
So today on my way to the park I saw a dog jump out of his owners car and his owner run over him.
My car’s at the shop :) so hopefully tomorrow I can drive up to the mountains or something